Uncle Julius

Hello deh friends, ma name ez Uncle Julius. I beginin to se a lot of new facez round here. Mos recenty dey wuz misuh John n his wife Annie. They wuz comin intuh ma land and misuh John tol me he had bought da place. So i wuz tryna play da fool and trick misuh John intuh thinkin twice bought buyin dis place. So I tol a him all kinds uh crazy stories startin wit Henry, and his goophered death. Them white folks aint as dumb as ey look, cuz misuh John still don bought the place.i wuz hopin my nex story of Mars wil make them white folks se reason.